I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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