What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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