On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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