who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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