Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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