so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
this hospital has no fireball
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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