stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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