i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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