It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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