i just had sex bonerless
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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