North Korea, Best Korea!
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The beer is more important than you right now.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize