I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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