I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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