he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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