roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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