Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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