is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he quoted the bible to break up with me
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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