covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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