my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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