I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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