All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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