honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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