In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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