she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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