At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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