i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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