Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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