Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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