I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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