I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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