I just saw a hot homeless man
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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