almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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