thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we have officially lost it.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
