That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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