is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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