I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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