you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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