dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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