worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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