Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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