guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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