Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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