so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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