"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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