she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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