i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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