My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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