i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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