Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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