yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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