Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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