i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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