Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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