Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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