Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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