I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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